Ironing out the Kinks

He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas.
Then it gets properly unhinged.
– A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out– A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball– A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal– And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex
Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned.
00:00 Intro08:15 Naughty Corner33:35 Updates and Shoutouts38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide44:55 Confession Booth50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!

She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.
We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.
Then:– A topless holiday fantasy goes too far...– A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair– And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.)
Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….
Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.
03:00 - Naughty Corner33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide43:48 - AITA47:49 - Confession50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"
 

He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.
In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).
Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.
We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.
Timestamps below:03:44 – Submariners08:36 – Naughty Corner37:10 – Filthy Fortunes43:50 – Confessions1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole1:17:43 – Would You Rather

Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43

00:55 Tinder Talk09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?

Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?
We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.
And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.
Timestamps:02:01 - Luke’s Kink06:40 - Naughty Corner24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants35:05 - Sex Toy Review41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole1:03:03 - Would You Rather

The Fart Symphony & Chelsea’s Naughty Confession | Ep 41

08:33 Naughty Corner42:17 Filthy Fortunes50:52 Confession53:19 Oops Wrong Hole1:02:45 Would You Rather

The Crusty Rabbit and Filthy Fortunes | Ep 40

00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks14:40 Naughty Corner39:30 Filthy Fortunes46:30 Confession Booth49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!59:05 Would You Rather?

The Human Carpet and Being Shit Scared of Tree Stump | Ep 39

Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!
Luke x
00:00 Intro
02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner47:05 Quiz On My Face51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!01:00:30 Would You Rather?

The Sex Myths and The Sandy Crevice | Ep 38

00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex14:55 Naughty Corner30:20 Quiz On My Face36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!46:10 Would You Rather?

Sneeze Powered Teleportation and The Orgasm Grenade | Ep 37

00:00 Intro02:00 Naughty Corner32:20 Quiz On My Face 39:45 Oops Wrong Hole!49:00 Would You Rather