Ironing out the Kinks

Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident

From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving.
Inside:– A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related– How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams– One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else– A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response– A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy– A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade– And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time
Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.

She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60

What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?
This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.
Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.

She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59

From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.
Inside:– A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned)– A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it– A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself– A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame– An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal– A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust– A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun”– A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness– And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum
Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.
Time stamps: 
00:00 Intro 
03:25 Puppy Shout-Out
11:30 Naughty Corner
34:15 A Listener Update
42:00 Quiz on my Face
48:40 Confession Booth
50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 
59:15 What Would You Do?

I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58

From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.
Inside:– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat– Emotional dilemmas including: → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how? → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off? → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?

I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57

This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them.
Inside:– The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E– A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back– A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it– A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore– The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture– The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home– And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs

I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56

There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
Inside:– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat
Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.

I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55

This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe.
Inside:– The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut”– A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken– A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call– A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup– A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip

We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54

This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.
Inside:– A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy– A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of)– A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick– The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules– A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion– A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag– And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time”
Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.

We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53

This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom. 
Check out all things Brandon here:
Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/
Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom
Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template

He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52

This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again.
We’ve got:– A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence– A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t)– A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally)– A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood– A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb– And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt
Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.