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Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!

Luke x

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02:45 The Human Carpet
12:50 Naughty Corner
47:05 Quiz On My Face
51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!
01:00:30 Would You Rather?

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Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!

Luke x

00:00 Intro

02:45 The Human Carpet
12:50 Naughty Corner
47:05 Quiz On My Face
51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!
01:00:30 Would You Rather?