Ironing out the Kinks

He Hid His Ex’s Engagement Ring… While Planning a New Life | Ep 51

This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history.
Inside:– A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators)– A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop– A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else– Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real– A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything– And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words
 
00:00 Intro
02:30 Naughty Corner
28:40 Lube or Lies
34:40 Confession Corner
41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!
52:40 Would You Rather?

I Squirted All Over His Xbox | Ep 50

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage.
We dig into:- The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online- A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms- The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself- A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever- And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist
Time Stamps
08:09 - Naughty Corner34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game)37:43 - Confessions41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole

He Blew Raspberries on My Clit… Then Came Like a Warhorn | Ep 49

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E.
This week brings: 
 - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back
– A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation
– A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood
– Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence
– And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy
 
Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...
 
Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.
 
00:00 Intro02:15 Top 100 Kinks15:15 Naughty Corner 41:20 Porn Title or Not?45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole!

Got a Dick Piercing for the Lads… Then Tapped Out Mid Shag | Ep 48

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth.
We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments.
Then things get messy:– A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck– A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating– The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one– And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen
Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV.
Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.
 
00:00 Intro 02:30 In The News14:25 Naughty Corner 30:20 A Confession 39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!51:45 Would You Rather?

I Came in the Car… Then Crashed It | Ep 47

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess.
We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock.
Things only get filthier with:– A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog– A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later– Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad)– Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror– Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal
Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public.
02:40 – In The News07:43 – Naughty Corner35:01 – Submission39:37 – Confession43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole58:26 – Would You Rather

He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46

This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas.
Then it gets properly unhinged.
– A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out– A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball– A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal– And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex
Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned.
00:00 Intro08:15 Naughty Corner33:35 Updates and Shoutouts38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide44:55 Confession Booth50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!

She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45

This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.
We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.
Then:– A topless holiday fantasy goes too far...– A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair– And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.)
Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….
Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.
03:00 - Naughty Corner33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide43:48 - AITA47:49 - Confession50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"
 

He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.
In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).
Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.
We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.
Timestamps below:03:44 – Submariners08:36 – Naughty Corner37:10 – Filthy Fortunes43:50 – Confessions1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole1:17:43 – Would You Rather

Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43

00:55 Tinder Talk09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?

Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?
We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.
And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.
Timestamps:02:01 - Luke’s Kink06:40 - Naughty Corner24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants35:05 - Sex Toy Review41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole1:03:03 - Would You Rather