Ironing out the Kinks

The First Time Horror Story & The Lightsaber That Hit Too Hard | Ep 31

We’re talking about porn — the science of it, the psychology behind it, and whether your browser history has warped your brain. Then it's on to a wildly awkward Naughty Corner confession involving a first time and some very bad luck, a kink quiz meltdown, and one of the most painful-sounding “Oops! Wrong Hole” stories we’ve ever read.
 
Got one worse? We dare you: www.IOTK.fun
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 A Begging Intro
02:40 Porn – The Science
13:00 Naughty Corner
30:55 Quiz on my Face
38:50 Oops! Wrong Hole
42:50 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, porn psychology, kink confessions, first time story, funny podcast, NSFW, British couple podcast

The Demonic Vibrator & The Accidental Inhalation | Ep 30

We dive headfirst into squirting science, the logistics of Luke’s one-bar prison fantasy, and a Naughty Corner confession involving a vibrator so aggressive it might have been possessed. Then: a truly cursed blowjob mishap, Chelsea’s fart rant, and a Would You Rather that somehow manages to be both disgusting and insightful.
 
Want more chaos? Bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes filth, and unfiltered extras drop weekly at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — support the show and get your ears dirty.
 
 
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Timestamps:
01:82 What is Squirt?
06:44 Luke’s One Bar Prison
10:10 A Dream Sunday
12:04 Naughty Corner
28:00 Chelsea's Fart Rant
31:50 Quiz On My Face
37:10 Pulse and Cocktails
38:04 Naughty Corner
44:05 Would You Rather
49:39 Story in the News
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, kink confessions, vibrator disaster, funny blowjob story, NSFW podcast, squirting explained, British couple podcast

Deep Throats & Peanut Poos | Ep 29

From gag reflex hacks to an allergic reaction in the worst possible place, this episode is a ride. Chelsea dives into the biology of deep throating, we read a confession that’ll ruin peanut butter for you forever, and Luke gets unreasonably competitive in this week’s kink quiz.
 
Prefer to watch the chaos unfold? See our unfiltered faces and full episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:50 Sex Facts with Chelsea
05:45 Naughty Corner
23:20 Pulse and Cocktails Advert
24:15 Quiz on my Face
34:20 Oops! Wrong Hole
45:15 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, deep throat tips, kink confessions, funny sex stories, NSFW podcast, peanut allergy, British couple podcast

Sticky Porn & Victoria Spaff Cake | Ep 28

From sticky secrets in shared bedrooms to an accidentally rebranded British dessert, this episode delivers filthy chaos with extra icing. Chelsea opens up about her own relationship with porn, we drop a major update (yes, that news), and Luke gets flustered mid-quiz — again. Oh, and the "Oops Wrong Hole" thread this week? Absolutely unhinged.
 
Want to hang out behind the scenes? Join our free Patreon tier at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — get access to polls, early drops, and filthy extras (no pressure, it’s free).
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
03:25 Top 100 Kinks
07:55 Naughty Corner
26:15 Chelsea Talks Porn
29:10 Quiz on my Face
36:50 Our Big News
41:05 Oops Wrong Hole – a Thread
51:00 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, NSFW podcast, porn confessions, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, British humour, married couple podcast, free Patreon

The Sock Puppet of Shame & The Speed of Sperm | Ep 27

This one’s a wild ride from start to finish: a Naughty Corner confession involving a crusty sock and a moment of sheer panic, a chaotic kink quiz that derails into sperm science, and an Oops Wrong Hole that involves... well, unexpected acceleration.
 
Got a story more mortifying than this? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t judge, but we will read it aloud.
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:17 Naughty Corner
23:30 Quiz on my Face
30:10 Oops Wrong Hole!
44:00 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, funny confessions, oops wrong hole, sperm facts, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession form

Saggy Balls & The Dirty Dildo Sucker | Ep 26

One listener’s dildo horror story, another’s saggy situation at an ill-timed angle, and a full Confession Booth that left us speechless. This episode includes a surprisingly wholesome Oops Wrong Hole, a quiz meltdown from Luke, and some bold Would You Rather picks you’ll be arguing about in the group chat.
 
Want to watch us squirm through it in real time? Catch full episodes and our reactions on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:35 Naughty Corner
17:05 Quiz on my Face
28:10 Confession Booth
33:25 Oops Wrong Hole!
42:45 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, kink confessions, dildo story, saggy balls, oops wrong hole, NSFW podcast, British couple, funny sex stories, YouTube podcast

The Unwelcome Neighbour & The Thread of Disagreement | Ep 25

A neighbour gets way too familiar, a story thread unravels into full-blown chaos, and Luke nearly combusts during this week’s kink quiz. Add in a multi-confession “Oops Wrong Hole” thread and a Would You Rather that genuinely divides the room — this one’s got everything.
 
Love the filth? Support the show and unlock weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s £3/month, and your ears will thank you (or beg you to stop).
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:20 Naughty Corner
18:50 Quiz on my Face
25:15 Oops Wrong Hole! A Thread
52:20 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, neighbour confession, oops wrong hole, funny sex stories, kink podcast, British couple, NSFW podcast, Patreon exclusive

The Selfish Pokémon Trainer & Friendly Fire | Ep 24

This episode features a selfish lover who catches everything except a clue, a shocking Confession Booth entry involving some unexpected “friendly fire,” and a Quiz on My Face that devolves into pure chaos (standard). There’s also a surprisingly intimate Oops! Wrong Hole that no one was emotionally prepared for.
 
Got a filthy story that deserves to be heard? Drop it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we’ll do the shouting for you.
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:25 Naughty Corner
14:45 Confession Booth
20:00 Quiz on my Face
28:12 Oops! Wrong Hole
39:20 Would You Rather?
 
 
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sex podcast, Pokémon confession, funny sex stories, kink podcast, oops wrong hole, NSFW humour, anonymous confession, Bri
tish couple podcast

The Baby-Faced Sofa Session & Quizzing on My Face | Ep 23

We kick things off with a truly questionable hookup that has us questioning facial hair age limits, dive into a Naughty Corner confession that leaves us speechless, and take on a kink quiz that gets... messier than expected. There's also an Oops! Wrong Hole that might make you swear off furniture altogether.
 
Want more filth between episodes? Get one bonus episode every week (and support the chaos) over at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s just £3/month.
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:00 Naughty Corner
21:00 Quiz on my Face
32:45 Oops! Wrong Hole
42:00 Would You Rather?
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, baby-faced hookup, sofa sex story, oops wrong hole, kink quiz, NSFW podcast, British couple, Patreon bonus

Soggy Carrots & The Mop and Bucket Saga | Ep 22

What starts with some innocent telly chat quickly spirals into unfiltered filth. This episode includes a chaotic Naughty Corner entry, a Slippery When Wet confession that somehow involves cleaning supplies, and an Oops Wrong Hole that may have caused emotional damage.
 
Have a story that’s worse? Submit your filth anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out (with love and judgment).
 
 
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:00 TV Reviews
13:05 Naughty Corner
33:45 Slippery When Wet Confessions
38:30 Oops Wrong Hole!
 
 
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Tags:
sex podcast, funny sex stories, oops wrong hole, kink confessions, slippery when wet, NSFW podcast, British couple, anonymous confession